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manvert by welchy anderson December 9, 2008

superman bungee manuver

Attach bungee cord to ceiling. Have the naked girl turn unsidedown with her legs spread eagle. You may want to prop her up against something like a chair, pillow, etc. Have the male climb a ladder with the bungee attached to him and swoop down right into the hole like an eagle eyeing its prey. Swoop(going in for the kill), doink!!!(hitting your target) uhhhhh!!!(chick), woosh!!! (like superman flying away, he comes quick, satisfies your needs and before you know it he's gone). Note: must have good aim with pecker or else someone may get hurt, crunching your pecker on the floor, bed, chair may never let you have children. Created by wes tanya and matt
my dog was watching me perform the superman bungee maneuver on this hot chick, when the ceiling caved in and two heveanly bodies fell from the apartment above......we decided to have an orgy and do the filthy wes instead.

manversation

A group of guys, gathering to discuss topics beyond (or including) the homeless, girls, shaving patterns, sports or other manly things. No chicks allowed. They shouldn't even know about it.
"Hey Fred, have you heard the recent manversation about classifying girls vaginas as different animals? They said Emma's was a Walrus!"
"Dude... that's my girlfriend... but they're kinda right..."
manversation by Phetal November 17, 2006
The ovaries of a man. Usually used in terms of great homosexual admiration, or other extremely manly homosexual tendencies.
"Holy shit, Tom Hiddleston is so fucking good. My manveries just popped.

"Dude, knitting is the shit. Where are your manveries?"

"That guy has manveries. He likes ballet, knitting, and monster trucks."
Manveries by Mr.Epicpantz December 10, 2013

manaversary

When a husband chooses to spend his wedding anniversary with his friend instead of his wife.
A husband who forgets about a wedding anniversary, and spends the day with his friend instead if his wife. His Manaversary hopefully was worth it.
manaversary by Hater Wife February 24, 2014

Manversation

The act of two men having a secret conversation in front of the person they are talking about without actually saying more than around 6 words, instead the words are replaced with a series of head nods, bobs, tilts and eyebrow raises.
Me: Dude are you... "Head bob" You know... "Raises eyebrow in direction of chick"
Other guy: Huh?
Me: You know... "tilts head at girl while raising eyebrow"
Other guy: Oh... "Head nod" :D

Rouglhy translated as

Me: "Dude are you hitting that fine assed pussy?"

Other guy: "Which one dude, I know not which poon you speek of"

Me: "You know the one over there, around 5'10", long blonde hair, blue top with white stripes and a brown bag"

Other guy: "Ohh... Yes my friend I am indeed sleeping with that fine young lady, she is indeed very good and does all the nasty stuff we all dream of"

That's a manversation
Manversation by FeenixB1o7 May 6, 2009