morpheus from neil gaiman's The Sandman comic and show. take the 2013 tumblr sexyman and the 2022 pathetic little meow meow and mix them together in a blender and this is what you get. soggy bread with a bad haircut. he is pathetic. he gets bitches and loses them instantly. he has the aura and persona of wet soggy bread. his ego is bigger than his entire realm, and it gets crushed as easily as a chickpea. his pride caused him to imprison his girlfriend into the depths of hell for 10,000 years because he was angy that she didn't want to marry him. he should be to turned into butter and spread on a piece of toast. he is a piece of pathetic soggy bread.
by potaytose November 18, 2022
When you ejaculate on a woman’s face and proceed to rub your ball sac across her forehead through the semen (to apply the frosting) creating a ginger bread man.
When I nutted on that hoe’s forehead and rubbed my nut sac straight up n’ down her face I yelled, “Merry Christmas, bitch!” And that’s how you make a ginger bread man.
by Dross5160 December 20, 2019
by Caleb004 November 13, 2022
by Wizard of trees February 27, 2018
The backbone of Madfutters (also first in messages). Genuinely one of the most reliable guys in the server, scrap that. The most reliable. He is honestly the reason
humanity is still going and better then ever. He’s amazing. Shout out to Breadman, I know you see this. Love you.
humanity is still going and better then ever. He’s amazing. Shout out to Breadman, I know you see this. Love you.
John Moohan : Bread man is such a “spammer”.
Casual Goldie : Who’s Bread man?
John Moohan : The greatest human on earth.
John Knows.
Casual Goldie : Who’s Bread man?
John Moohan : The greatest human on earth.
John Knows.
by yournanstoelicker July 12, 2022
A Bread man is the perfect cod partner, Bread men are usually pretty chill people but are kinda dumb and tend to stutter.
by Bread girl May 27, 2021
A Bread man is the perfect cod partner, Bread men are usually pretty chill people but are kinda dumb and tend to stutter.
by Bread girl May 27, 2021