by Evan Schwantner September 17, 2007
noun (Maam-TEB) eternal bliss e.g. nirvana
the coolest thing ever...
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the coolest thing ever...
Mothers Against Mathematicians That Eat Babies
boy:hey, i was trying to find eternal bliss... can you help me out?
Jesus: yes, boy... i would suggest mamteb...
boy: gee, thanks!
Jesus: yes, boy... i would suggest mamteb...
boy: gee, thanks!
by Tara Klettke October 8, 2007
When you are watching the TV show Touched By An Angel in syndication and getting your knob polished by a foxy snow bunny.
Lataytay: "Hey, Jermaine. What did you do last night?"
Jermaine: "Bitch, My ho came over and I got MAMTEBed!"
I jizzed all over her forehead!"
Lataytay: "DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUHHHHHMMMM..."
Jermaine: "Bitch, My ho came over and I got MAMTEBed!"
I jizzed all over her forehead!"
Lataytay: "DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUHHHHHMMMM..."
by Steven Gardner October 8, 2007
A member or members of the group MAMTEB, who most generally have the following traits: wearing top hats and/or bow ties, being part marmat, and being extremely well-hung.
Mrs. Percy: "Oh, dear. I haven't had my clitoris stimulated or my hedges pruned in the shapes of funny little forest creatures lately. What shall I do?"
Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."
Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."
Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."
Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."
by Steven Gardner October 8, 2007