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The Real Mami Chula 

The sexiest woman you know. Usually of Venezuelan descent. She is super gorgeous, thick (in a good way, of course), a great cook, and is phenomenal in bed. Her coochie tastes

just like cookies and cream, mixed with cinnamon, brown sugar and stevia. It's so sweet, it'll turn you diabetic!

Also she a very sweet lady with a pretty smile, who has every man in her gym staring at her and has them panting like dogs.
Ut oh! The Real Mami Chula just arrived at the party. Girls, time to handcuff your men. Don't let your man make direct eye contact with her, or else u will lose him, especially if he sees her world famous tan lines.
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mami chula 

A sexy hot woman usually of Puerto Rican lineage that will turn heads of any race.

Two words that will help you get what you would really like to get from your latin girlfriend.

A term of endearment that will completely flatter your latin girlfriend.

A sexy latin babe that has the ability to melt the macho exterior of any man by simply touching him.
Oye Mami Chula why don't you move a little closer.

Oh damn Mami Chula touch me like that again.

You know babe you are my one and only Mami Chula
mami chula by Sexy G's Papi Chulo December 14, 2008

mami chula 

The companion of the papi chulo. Most likely of Puerto Rican descent. Has the ability to spend papi chulo's money on clothes and gifts for him or herself. Wears the latest Rocawear or Ecko fashions and always looks clean. Tends to have: a big buttox, tight fitting pants, and a shirt representing her flag.
Yo, Pablo! I met this gurl man, she is my new mami chula. Imma meet her at the park today boi!

mamichula 

mamichula by manda January 14, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026