The creepiest thing on the internet. A frightening bean-dog hybrid that will speak right before someone eats it, giving random trivia. It is not cute. It is evil and will make you mash all your beans before you eat them out of fear that one will wake up and lecture you on the mating habits of a flamingo or other scary shit and make you lose your appetite.
Bean: MAMESHIBAAAA~ Did you know... that a hippo sweats -
Me: DIEEEE! OMG DIE DIE DIE!!! *smashes bean*