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kalosh malosh 

This occurs when a person, usually a young boy, does not wipe correctly or thorough enough after using the restroom. It happens when the person sits and creates streaks on their underwear which tend to stick to the butt after standing up and create a foul odor.
Boy 1: Hey what happened to the underwear on the floor of the bathroom?
Boy 2: I guess I didn't wipe good enough at the NHI meeting, and when I drove home in my Avalon, I got out to realize a foul odor and my underwear was stuck to my butt.
Boy 1: Oh, you had a kalosh malosh.
kalosh malosh by BaytownFatboy November 2, 2011
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malshrek 

When one is bad to shrek, malshrek
“Why are you malshrek? He’s perfect.”
malshrek by ShReK_696969 May 10, 2022
(may-lash) To drive with wreckless abandon, similar to mele (may-lay), Endangering the lives everyone on the road.
I got drunk and malashed my car into a tree last night.
malash by Barry the guy May 28, 2006
She is a unique girl she wear her heart on her shoulders she have a heart full of gold and can also be a pain in the ass buy she loves very hard not knowing when to let go of something. She have a beautiful personality and Is a FASHIONISTA loves top of the art
Items. She does for everyone without looking for any thing in return. very picky most of all She's never gonna bit her Toungue.
I love milosha so much.
milosha by Sheilla March 14, 2017
Milosh is one of my best buds who really just exists.
Unlike other straight white boys who are also discord admins, he has human decency and tries to always better himself. He apologizes when he fucks up, tries cheering others up and when he's online, tries to lighten the mood.
He pretty much makes memes and refrences most of the time, mainly from the spiderman series.
Also he's fucking huge, if you veat sense into him, you'll need to do it to his kneecaps

Cripple that bitch with SENSE
Milosh is just a cool guy
Milosh by NikaTheDerp October 28, 2020

Malishus 

When someone is so fearless they take things beyond extreme to conquer anything.

Dude, I never thought he had the balls to hit that jump on a 450 and do a Super man, He's so MALISHUS.
Malishus
Malishus by Lamont Malishus September 20, 2013