mallzheimers 

The state of confusion that is produced by entering a shopping mall wherein one forgets the reason they came, their place in the world, and possibly their very identity.

Girlfriend: What shirt did you buy for the wedding at the mall?

Boyfriend: I must have come down with mallzheimers, cause all I got was this puppy!

mallzheimers by Matt Wiebe March 19, 2008

Manheimers 

A mental deterioration in the male brain that can occur at any time when a man tries to recall things a lady likes or needs, this may be due to generalized degeneration of the brain maybe he’s born with it. It is the most common cause of premature senility.

Me : Every time I ask my dad for a cherry Pepsi he leaves and comes back with a cherry coke.

Friend: that’s because your dad has manheimers.

Manheimers by SpaceGirlSpiff October 23, 2017

Malzheimers 

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

Malzheimers by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009

mallheimer's  

Walking around a shopping mall aimlessly, somewhat wondering if you need anything.

person#1: wait why did we go in this store
person#2: we must have mallheimer's or something

mallheimer's by lalklsdjljd January 16, 2009

mallsheimers

when one parks their car at the mall and forgets where it is parked.

why is that guy clicking his key fob over and over again while he walks up and down the parking lot?
He's got Mallsheimers

mallsheimers by scooterscuzz December 28, 2014