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Mallard Ducks 

A enormous cult that is part of the biblonian culture and serves the great lord yar-nar and will be the main audience for the battle of catastrophic proportions, and shall be the only people left once the battle is complete.
I serve the mallard ducks
Ex joe:can I join the mallard ducks
Edward: is biblar bad or good?
Joe:good?
Edward:BIBLAR WORSHIPER!!!!
Edward then kills joe
Mallard Ducks by shnow lady December 9, 2019
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MallRding 

Being generally anti-social, refusing to participate in activities with friend to be by oneself.
Did Jared stay home from the movies?
Yeah, he's MallRding it again.
MallRding by The GINGERale August 31, 2010

malverde 

The patron saint of drug of drug dealers. Jesus Malverde was a Mexican Robin Hood who took from the rich and gave to the poor until he was killed by the police in 1909. Mexican drug traffickers constructed a shrine above his grave in Culiacan, where they worship frequently. It is conveniently located in one of the most frequent marijuana and opium trafficking centers in Mexico. Many drug dealers and distributors buy all sorts of Malverde memorabilia (shirts, statues, figurines) to protect themselves from the police. (seen in A Man Apart)
Yo ese, 5-0! Malverde, mi amigo, deshágase de la policía.
Translation: Yo homes, 5-0. Malverde, my friend, get rid of the cops.

malverde by Waja Chickenwing Wee February 8, 2008

mallercise 

walking within a shopping mall with the sole intent of exericising, and not shopping.
John went to the mall to mallercise since it was a cold day.
mallercise by Andy Smither December 25, 2007
A very beautiful girl. Has brown hair and big brown eyes. Is a little insecure. Has many friends and big boobs.
Look at mallery over there. She is so beautiful.
Mallery by hellothereloveeee April 1, 2010

Ill Mallard 

A sick duck, which when the beginning letters are switched is dick suck. So trying to get an "ill mallard" is trying to get your dick sucked.
I'm trying to get that ill mallard from that ho-piece.
Ill Mallard by Get Some All Day January 27, 2009

Full Mallard 

The act of pressing ones anus against the vaginal canal of a pregnant female duck. The duck then births an egg into the human's anal cavity without breaking it. If the egg breaks in the process, the act of full mallard is voided.

Once the egg has been completely transferred to the human, he or she may then pass the egg to another human or animal in the same fashion.
"dude, i got kicked out of the petting zoo"
"what, why?"
"they caught me going full mallard in the pond area"
Full Mallard by fathers_bulge October 26, 2012