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A security guard that works within a mall. They are necessary because of all the mall people. A Mall Mounty usually walks around the mall patrolling all the crevices and giving mall people a hard time. A mall mounty is a mall people's worse enemy.
check out the mall mounty scolding the group of mall people.
by Lance M. Snyder December 02, 2006

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