Top Definition
Imitation milk. Contains vitamin R and is cheap enough for Springfeild Elementary to afford.
Bart: Oh, my bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of..."malk"?
by TL September 06, 2004
An Organic plant based milk company based in Texas offering Almond and Pecan milks.
I use MALK instead of cow's milk for my cereal.
by MALK ORGANICS February 25, 2015
Malk is a milk produce from a female Rat or a large oversied rodent Mouse
Yum, this malk sure is tasty sir!
by t0nyz April 26, 2007
The complete state of cosiness and enjoyment
e.g "I'm all malk now !"
by Mellowman15 August 19, 2009
Man milk.

The viscid, whitish fluid produced in the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa.
Oh my God, that girl yesterday sure loved it when I gave her a mouthful of my warm malk.

I'm so sure that my malk got her pregnant.
by click25 May 31, 2009
Malk = Man + Talk

A time where you and your bro's can talk about any topic that will never fall onto girl ears
Man 1: We need to have a Malk.

Man 2: Alright

Man 1: I so cheated on my girlfriend last night at the club..

Man 2: Malk?
Man 1: Yes.
by Siegfried & Roy June 27, 2010
The act of vomiting, hurling, barfing, losing lunch, tossing cookies, ralfing, throwing up, yacking, retching, technicolour yawning, spewing, blowing chunks, and/or other forms of physical illness.
when I was sick I Malk-ed on my pillow and woke up with stinky hair...
by MichaelDriver August 01, 2008

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