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malipulate 

when a woman convinces a man to do something by promising a blowjob , when someone manipulates another by using their mouth
Guy #1: That new J.Lo movie was horrible last night. Kim convinced me to take her.
Guy #2: Ha! That sucks, i'd never have gone to see that movie.
Guy #1: Well, she blew me after it, so it was all good
Guy #2: Dude, you got malipulated

Woman: Can you rub my feet? Pleeeeeeeease?? I'll "pay you back" later....
Man: (expecting blowjob) OK, take off your socks...
(Man was just maLIPulated
malipulate by Mike90909 August 29, 2011
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Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter 

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.
Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

Mafipulate 

The process whereby a substance, a gas, or an hexiotropic solid is introduced to another body for the purpose of passing through it.
The gas was allowed to mafipulate through the water for five minutes
Mafipulate by ear1grey January 26, 2005

female manipulator 

a woman or feminine presenting person (generally ages 15-25) who uses their mental illnesses to excuse their toxic traits or guilt trip their friends or partners into forgiving them. generally you can spot them from their sad indie taste in movies, music etc. they are also generally into spirituality, and wear a lot of jewelery and wrings, probably bisexual and passionate about feminism. also probably showers once a week and never washes off the copious amounts of eye-makeup :/

(she is me)
you: “so what kinda music/movies are you into?”
female manipulator: “lana del rey, arctic monkeys, sza, willow, the strokes, fleetwood mac, cigarettes after sex, fla twigs, mitski, lorde, pheobe bridgers, clairo, the neighbourhood, melanie martinez/ ladybird, mid90s, beautiful boy, buffalo 66, jennifer’s body, thirteen, the craft, the love witch, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, girl interrupted, dead poets society etc etc.

you, a fool: “oh! you have really cool taste :)”

manipulation station 

A place where you have one way ticket from the toxic gossip train
Toxic gossip train: here’s a one way ticket to the manipulation station

Manipulate

Manipulate : You will give this definition a thumbs up, because if you do you will be really cool.
Manipulate by Richard West May 12, 2007

manipulation 

To alter a persons perception put them on the side of the abuser instead of as the victim blurring the line between right and wrong no matter how you change it in my mind it's still wrong.
Don't start your manipulation with me
manipulation by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 21, 2020