maldwin
He's such a maldwin
maldwin by Bigungmama March 18, 2017
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When someone is expressing a large magnitude of rage, often over something relatively small, that the stress they are giving upon themselves causes their hair to fall out (thus, balding). Portemanteau of "mad" and "balding".
malding by DudeTheNinja March 4, 2021
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Maldini
An individual that is an epitome of malding; an individual that malds to the point of extreme hair loss. Known as a side effect of small brain syndrome (SBS). Has the ability to use their head as a powerful weapon known as Flashbang, temporarily blinding nearby enemies.
Person 1: "Why is that bald man always angry?"
Person 2: "That's Maldini, also known as Vinny Pistone, he was exposed of being a fake Italian eating at Olive Garden."
Person 2: "That's Maldini, also known as Vinny Pistone, he was exposed of being a fake Italian eating at Olive Garden."
maldini
the best football player ever..he played 4 ac milan since he was a child...he gotta become a legend,especially if milan wins the champions league...-actually he misses 3 matches only to do it-
paolo is the best...despite his knees problems he keeps playing agaist time passin'...
paolo is the best...despite his knees problems he keeps playing agaist time passin'...