Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.

"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."

Malachi Crunch by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007

Malachite 

Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"

Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.

She holds my malachite so tight, so never let go

Malachite by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010

malachichi 

an african american man who likes to put on tights and role play as anime characters

malachichi out

malachichi by kakashiiam October 15, 2019

Malachi 

Malachi, too many words to describe him. A truly humorous person that is sure to make you laugh. Has the nicest smile ever and is loyal. Somewhat a nerd, which makes him even better in my book! Trustworthy and honest. Usually shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he is a good person. A great hugger (and trust me, im not lying). Even though he may not look like it, he is pretty athletic. You can always count on him. His self esteem is not so prestigious but he doesn't realize how special and how good he is. He will always find a way to make you smile, even when your down deep in the dumps. If you ever find yourself with a Malachi, you're quite lucky, because He is the definition of perfect friend. Period. :)

Person 1: "wow Malachi is the best!"
Person 2: "How"
Person 1: "Looking at him says it all"

Malachi by DaBeast352 July 9, 2019

Malachi 

A very amazing man with beautiful brown eyes who always knows what to say to make the one he loves smile. The one he loves is a very lucky person considering they have the most amazing person to live. He is one of a kind. Always looking for an adventure. Pretty much everyone loves him. And no one dares mess with his girl unless they're ready to be bitched at. It's the most adorable thing ever. He has the most gorgeous smile and when his arms are around you there is no where in the world you'd rather be. when he loves someone they know it. He is so amazing. And he knows it.

"Dang, Malachi is amazing."

Malachi by Skittlemonster September 10, 2011

Malachi 

a strong young name. that brings joy to friends and the one's he loves, once u fall in love with him theirs no turning back u cant resist his hotness athletic body, your going to want to feel under his shirt, trust me i KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!! he makes girls feel freaky/turned on, around him specially the first one that loved him, they will not stop thinking about him. and will not dreaming about sleeping with him.

malachi is a lion/tiger in bed!!!!!!!!

Malachi by harry-styleslover May 18, 2014

Malachi 

An amazing guy that pretty much knows how to have fun and he is pretty awesome and REALLY smart once you get to know him. He is a guy you can never figure out until you get real close. You practically search the whole area when he is gone worrying about him, and when you find him its a relief to everything. You love him with alll your heart and you want to keep loving him but because you don't want to lose him is why you never made a alot of moves afraid of embarrasment or him leaving you. Even though he has strange mannerisms it's something to love because it's special :) He is funny and pretty good looking if you ask me. He makes you melt with his hug and hand, and hes the type of guy you always want more of. The only actual strange thing is his muteness and his strange girly addiction. But if you push everything aside there is a shining diamond that in lovers eyes is too valuable to let someone else have. And even though you probably haven't even said 2 words to the guy, based on everything he does makes you know he is the right guy. Anyone who didn't get to know him better will regret it.

Dont ever make the mistake the mistake of letting him go,
like I did.

You see that tall guy, hunched over, and sleepy eyes. Hes not some mysterious, strange habit freak who likes colorful horses.Hes not what you think, he is just having a bad day. But did you know he can open your heart without even touching it? That's a Malachi guy.

Malachi by Randalandom person October 13, 2012