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A written language used on the internet, consisting of altered English words and Internet slang.
Any English speaking person who has some experience on the Internet will be able to understand and eventually use it because you simply need to shorten and slightly modify the words you would usually say until they look ridiculous but are still understandable. There are no strict rules about spelling and grammar and it is mainly used for entertainment and trolling.
tomz (Thomas): helo der torbz u spek makmak??? (Hello Torben, do you speak Makmak?)
torbz (Torben): jas (Yes)
tomz (Thomas): ok frands) (Ok, let's be friends :) )

tolo (Tolio): semo u sem to b mat (Simon, you seem to be mad.)
semo (Simon): u mum( (Your mum is :( )
tolo (Tolio): ooo ( :O )

semo (Simon): y u plya cs al tiem??? (Why do you play Counter-Strike all the time?)
danil (Daniel): cos i suk at the gam (Because I suck at them game.)
semo (Simon): ok trust) (Ok, I trust you. :) )
makmak by xsmn July 26, 2014
Related Words

Makakken 

Dutch racist word for a North Moroccans, making them similar to a monkey (makak) or 'shit' (kak) in value.
Northern Africans are not very well perceived in modern western cultures.

Very similar in offence to the word 'sandniggers'
Going back to makak

Meaning: Going back in time a few centuries ago, to the lifestyle without electricity and modern comfort.

Makakken zijn zakken!
Meaning: the Moroccans are (similar to) assholes!
Makakken by Fukaface! October 21, 2010

makemake 

Makemake is a dwarf planet.
makemake by Angie Luaces March 15, 2017
A street side restaurant found in Malaysia, Singapore and Indonesia, open 24 hours a day.
Lets have supper at the Mamak
mamak by nick October 23, 2003

Mamakazi 

Party crashed by a motherly figure. It could be your Mom, a friend's Mom or even the Mother of your kids.
Did you see the game last night?

Nah man, I got the mamakazi at half-time.
Mamakazi by JKAMullins January 14, 2009

Manmaker 

A lady, often older, who is known for "helping" struggling men/boys loose their virginty

the female version of a virginkiller

made famous on the show How I Met Your Mother. Whom the character Barney lost his virginity too.
Guy1: Wow! You haven't lost your virginity!? you're 20 something!
Guy2: Yeah...its been hard you know.
Guy1: Allright, I'll get you hooked up with the Manmaker and she will help you out.

Guy2: Sweet!
Manmaker by Gojirae July 3, 2009