make it up to you 

A phrase said when someone makes you feel like horse manure and then acts like they are going to rectify their carelessness by doing something that would actually constitute a change in their behavior, when really it's just bullshit words that allow them to be forgiven until they repeat said horse manure behavior.

"Sorry I stood you up, I'll make it up to you!"

make it up to you by Jyezaaa January 6, 2017

Make it up to 

Idiom.
To "make it up to someone" means to do something nice for them after you've messed up, like buying them a drink after you forgot their birthday or bailing them out of jail after a wild night. It's all about trying to smooth things over when you've been a total jerk.

Example: "I totally flaked on our plans, so I’m gonna make it up to her by taking her out for a night of debauchery and enough booze to forget I’m an idiot."

Make it up to by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025

The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials) 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials)

The millenium of a make up artist to avoid perianal abscesses (Millenials) by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

ground to make up for 

Something the husband said when I told him how I looked like a boy before my boobs grew and no one here wants to tell me what it means.

Me: I looked like a boy. But now I don’t.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them. You have a lot of ground to make up for.

ground to make up for by The.wife. July 28, 2024

ground to make up for 

Something the husband replied with when she said she looked like a boy before her boobs grew and no one here wants to tell her what it means.

Me: I looked like a boy, but now I don’t.
Him: No wonder you’re so proud of them now. You have a lot of ground to make up for.

ground to make up for by The.wife. July 28, 2024

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures! 

A type of meme where it shows videos of kittens with the caption, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance>, search their name on Google to find more cute photos!” It is usually found funny due to the question, “Would someone really fall for this?”

“Hey, Skylar, look at this cat,” Milo told him before he showed Skylar an image of a cute kitten.
“Wow, that is a really cute cat,” Skylar responded.
“Yeah, its name is How to Obtain Plutonium 239, look it up and you’ll find more photos,” replied Milo.

(Milo was saying a specific version of the meme, “This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures!”)

This cat is named How to Make <illegal/suspicious item/substance> look their name up to find cute pictures! by Freddy Fazchair October 8, 2023

I need to make a word up plz

haha too late I defined the undefinable- wait is that a word... uh oh!!
or maybe the person after me has anyway I already defined it so go away

person1: man I cant find any empty word on urbandictionary!
person1: oh wait I know lets see if I can make it first...
person1: oh they already have I need to make a word up plz damit I wanted t-
*piano falling*

I need to make a word up plz by IS THAT REAL February 4, 2021