MAKE "SMART" COOL 

An underground hip hop movement that was started by underground artist Prince EA in 2009. SMART is synonymous with Sophisticating Millions And Revolutionizing Thought.

"Damn, I'm so glad to be part of that MAKE "SMART" COOL movement, I copped one of those shirts the other day already."

MAKE "SMART" COOL by SnG. April 4, 2010

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt 

Kinda self explanitory... i think, therefore I am!

"Dude, I just got my 'ninja's are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt' I'm so happy, and need to change my pants!"

ninjas are so cool they make me wanna crap my pants t-shirt by meximelt March 5, 2004

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich 

showing no interest in a story and wanting to make use of that persons time rather than listen to them talk about something pointless.

emily: my boyfriend broke up with me:(

hannah: cool story bro, now make me a sandwich

cool story bro, now make me a sandwich by hannah:)1738 October 1, 2011

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich 

This phrase is commonly used to imply that you don't really care. Mostly used after lengthy discussions, and boring topics.

Girl 1: I was eating a burrito, and suddenly i forgot my guacamole! So i rushed to the store, but they were all out. All they had were fajitas, so i grabbed one of those and headed back. Can you believe that?
Girl 2: cool story, bro. Now go make me a sandwich.

cool story, bro. now go make me a sandwich by thefajita October 25, 2015

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich 

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.

Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."

cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012