Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.
Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"
Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"
Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"
by skip o'potamus October 7, 2007
To murder someone by forcefully inserting a pencil into their forehead.
Originated from the 2008 film "The Dark Knight" where the film's villain, the Joker killed a gang member via this method.
Originated from the 2008 film "The Dark Knight" where the film's villain, the Joker killed a gang member via this method.
"We're going to crack down on them and make some pencils disappear."
"We're making a pencil disappear tonight!"
"We're making a pencil disappear tonight!"
by @wesomeman500 August 20, 2008