Alex Majors

Prime Athlete of the Human Species

Person: Did you hear about Alex Majors?
Person 2: Yeah the prime athlete of the human species

Alex Majors by just a nibba tryna fuk December 27, 2019

Drum Majors

Annoying, Wanna-be Drill Sergeants, who are always messing up the tempos. Drum Majors lead the entire band in Marching Drills, Musical Rehearsals, etc. they basically exist so the Band Director doesn't really have to do anything.

" Standby!! When I Call You To Dress Center, Form a Running Block!!......... Dress Center!!! " ~ Drum Major Tyler

" I Hate Drum Majors, they are so Freakin' annoying " ~ Literally Everyone In The Entire Regiment

Drum Majors by AutismoPrime August 15, 2019

Playing In The Majors 

Strictly banging hot bitches. Playing in the minors is the result of having sex with a fat hoe.

You playing in the majors man?

Fuckin right!

Playing In The Majors by A.Mahizzz January 29, 2009

lee majors 

To describe something badass that is the absolute shizznit, or just really fucking awesome. Example below is from "DQ Blizzard" by MC Chris.

"Name's MC, my band's the lee majors. Put us on the bill, and boy ya hit paydirt"

lee majors by Zuhalter December 10, 2004

the majors

The MLB. The most competitive pro baseball league in the world

He's really good at baseball. He's in the majors.

the majors by 1jack1 May 26, 2018

cordell majors

cordell majors is the sweetest boy you will ever meet. cordell is handsome, very intelligent, athletic, a great listener, and extremely funny. he enjoys memes, video games, football, bowling, bob ross, and porkchops. if you meet cordell, do not take him for granted or you’ll regret it.

i am in love with cordell majors

cordell majors by s.xdie January 18, 2019

Noah majors 

Noah majors is gay but wont admit it even tho he is truly the most gayest a gay can get.

You see that Noah Majors he's gay.

Noah majors by Noah majors August 20, 2019