Marjizzle is a snazzy poodle that will savagely snap of your schlong if you let her. The key to preventing this is adding a little jizzle to your schlong. (Important note: she is very close childhood friends with Mia Khalifa)
the COOLEST kid on the planet. Whenever a Mahizzle walks in the room you got to be quiet and salute him by yelling, "MAHIZZLE!" But don't do it in Mr. Chapple's class, he doesn't understand it.
Person #1: Mahizzles MY best friend.
Person #2: No he's MY best friend!
(in the background, "Everyone, Mahizzle's coming!)
Mahizzle enters the room.
Everyone: "MAHIZZLE!"
This of course is taking place NOT in Mr. Chapple's room