1 definition by Thee Dirts McGee

McJizzle

(N) The act of masturbating with one hand while eating a McGriddle with the other.

"Imma go McJizzle."
"Give me a minute for a McJizzle before we leave."
"I can't right now, I'm doing a McJizzle.

by Thee Dirts McGee June 14, 2017