Friday fuck off mail 

E-mail sent late on a Friday afternoon just before you finish work designed to make you work longer or just sent to you to annoy you over the weekend.

John: You ready to hit the bar yet
Gerry: I can't yet, my boss just sent me some Friday fuck off mail I have to deal with.

Friday fuck off mail by workaholic March 23, 2012

Fuck the mail

1.) A round about way of saying 'I just came'; euphemism for having an orgasm or total arousal

2.) when something really awesome happens, not necessarily sexual

Usually people say the 'the mail's coming' or 'the mail came', hence, 'fuck the mail', implying you're the one who came instead

What?? Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis do it in Black Swan?? FUCK THE MAIL.

Oh snap, did you just see that waitress bend over? FUCK THE MAIL.

Fuck the mail by gayerthanthou May 1, 2011

Mail Mother Fucker 

Phrase used in the movie Eurotrip as an annocement that he got mail

BEEP BEEP MAIL MOTHER FUCKEr

Mail Mother Fucker by joe shmit July 8, 2004

Mail this fucker outa here 

To get somebody to where they gotta be going to or need to get to.

Me-He needs to get his job tomorrow
Friend-So then mail this fucker outa here then,adios

Mail this fucker outa here by The NewJoker March 16, 2016

Fuckbook Mail 

Getting 100 e-mails from facebook that you don't care about.

Ughhh, I hate Fuckbook mail

Fuckbook Mail by 1agg3r June 30, 2011

MailFucked 

When you get spammed via email, text, or any form of online communication from any unwanted person and/or online company.

I hate getting mailfucked by relatives on facebook.

I just got mailfucked again by a groupon coupon offering me 20 percent off some shitty wine rack.

MailFucked by ThaChaz April 26, 2011