maif

someone who's face who looks like a fat guy has just sat on it and crapped on it and then eaten it and crapped it out again and eaten it again. this word was first used by miss. rachael herman on my landing.

deardry: i'm going to suc a horse.

nathan: you silly maif.

maif by mr. wilhyme March 28, 2007

Maifey 

Pronounced (May-FEE)

1) Your best male friend
Derived from the word Wifey

Instead of calling him your 'Wifey', which would be kind of weird you'd call him your 'Maifey'

Maifey's are the BEST male friend a girl could ever have. They can never be replaced so be selective with who you call your maifey.

1) My maifey Jerome is the best maifey a girl could have!!
2) My maifey is hotter then yours.
3) Maifey for lifey!

Maifey by Purpletastic November 15, 2009

Maifu

An incredibly sexy man who dresses up like a fairy.

Last night I was at the club and picked up a Maifu covered in body glitter. He was so fine, girlfriend!

Maifu by JayArrr April 10, 2011

MAIFO 

Its like saying lmao but is to funny so you say MAIFO. My Ass Is Falling Out

Person 1-Says a funny joke

Person 2-OMG MAIFO

MAIFO by s2680 March 19, 2021

Maify 

A long haired male who has many attractive features, but just isn't quite good looking.

Origin: Spokane,Washington

Ya,he's pretty maify.

Maify by Metalazfuck June 22, 2010

maify 

Mediocratey At it's Finest

that dudes so maify

maify by metalazfuck July 8, 2010

maifu

A male waifu

He's totally maifu material!

maifu by tojisslave June 24, 2021