mahoofered 

Battered beyond belief! Well fucked up, no way back to reality!

Your fucking nearly dead, lost in another world, no way out; fucking mahoofered!

mahoofered by Fitz & Jim July 10, 2006

Magoobered 

To transition from being sexy and, or, attractive to being just… magoo. A below average person that can only attract flies and an occasional mosquito.

My husband was hot when we got married, but he magoobered himself into slob status.

Magoobered by Sir Dripsalot November 13, 2022