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Steely Magnolias

If one were to watch Steely Dan watch Steel Magnolias, one would be watching Steely Magnolias.
Mike: "Dude, is that Steely Dan? What the fuck is he doing here?"
Joe: "I think he's watching Steel Magnolias"
Mike+Joe: "Steely Magnolias dude!!!"
Steely Magnolias by MikeWaldo January 8, 2011

magnolia minge 

The plainest most boring snatch you could ever set eyes on. After five mins of cunnilingus you feel like you need to change the curtains.
"It was a case of magnolia minge, and I'm talking matt coated, there was no sign of gloss"
magnolia minge by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009

magnolia texas 

Where everyone graduates high school just to sit at Sonic to see who’s truck is the loudest. Also known for everyone sleeping with each other. If you aren’t on drugs, you are getting drunk every night thinking you’re cool.
I’m from Magnolia Texas and I’ve got the loudest truck at sonic.

Steel Magnolia 

A woman who posses the strength of steel, yet the gentleness of a magnolia.
Steel Magnolia by Dolly Parton August 31, 2014

Steel Magnolia 

A woman who posses the strength of steel, yet the gentleness of a magnolia.
Steel Magnolia by Dolly Parton August 31, 2014

Magnoliate 

To paint a room to magnolia to make it neutral ready for property sale, or inspection.

Can also be used to describe cleaning something up for presentation to someone else.
I need to magnoliate my flat before I sell it

I'm magnoliating my bedroom this weekend

Hey, that apartment could use some magnoliation
Magnoliate by Ruzzie June 9, 2007