human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else
johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!

jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
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