magister
A pimped out latin teacher who always has a 5 o'clock shadow and yells Salve, gives out blow-pops and jolly ranchers to knowledgeable people. Spawn from an egg in a cave in Rome.
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Magister Craft by HolconiusEstOptimumCandidatus June 2, 2018
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magistrate
A person that is too damn stupid to be a judge so they just try to put up a front that shows they have power.
Trashtabulas one and only HO residing at Juvenile Court in Ashtabula. A magistrate Believes that he/she is better than anyone else. Beware---if you go to Juvenile Court in Ashtabula- Watch Out For The Ho's!!!!!!!
magistrate by Angel in Disguise March 4, 2009
magistra
the best crazist techer in the world. found in ND and is currently teaching in the basement or dungan. Favorite color is purple and gold. DON'T GET ON BAD SIDE! watch out for stick.
magistra by LATINROCKS May 3, 2010
Magistrate
A person of considerable responsibility in 'pragmatic' justice enforcement. Sadly, Magistrates are often wallowing in their own apparent wisdom and are actually not efficient in sentencing. They often present as stuffy old snobs whom insist on wearing cheap 'off-the-peg' reading glasses on the tips of their noses for the sole purpose of appearing to be intelectual. Sadists and hypocrites.
"Mr. Bloggs. It is within the power entrusted in this Magistrate's court to commit you to a period of six months in custody as a consequence of your actions. You are today convicted of snoring too loudly and disturbing the peace. If you had happened to be a drug-abuser, we would have spent thousands of pounds in tax-payer's money for you to have a nice spell at a private rehabilitation clinic."
Magistrate by Lee1984Yate September 26, 2008
magisterofmayhem
magisterofmayhem by rush68.net March 23, 2003
Magister
An app that you have to download from your school, but then your depression starts to rise. A lot of students fail and this means that you have to go to VMBO (primary education). In the end, you just get a severe depression from this app. Only in the Netherlands by the way.
Magister by lolmeneervandeeheidha June 25, 2020