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a turd that is so clean that you don't have to wipe. Also known as a 'get up and go'.
'Dude i just had the most lovely magic turd'
'i thought you were quick'
'yeah i love it when there's no paperwork'
by thatowenz April 20, 2006
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When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.
I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.
by scooter July 11, 2014
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