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There are three levels of mafting - mafting, which would be warm enough to fry an egg on your leg; bloody mafting, which would be warm enough to roast a turkey on your leg; and fucking mafting, which would be warm enough to smelt gold on your leg.
"Feel my leg! It's bloody mafting!"
mafting by Chris Beesting September 25, 2009
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The act of being in a sexual situation, laughing at something, and then moaning in the middle of the laugh creating a weird and uncomfortable combination of the two.
"Dude how was your night with Jason? *wink wink*"
"It was a awesome but there was like a ten minute break where we couldn't stop laughing because he kept maffing"
Maffing by stacys mom 76 June 26, 2015
to maff is to be a turd.
the act of maffing is turding.
hey, why are you such a maff?
i'm maffing right now
maffing by mypseudonymonymonym October 27, 2013
A furry (Mads) yiffing in a hot tub.
Yo that chicken got him straight up Maffing. He got his gooning setup ready and everything.
Maffing by Gurlumbgutsa April 9, 2025

green maffing it 

Doing things the hard way, old school. Using paper instead of electronic media. Naval avaiation term.
I saw Paul doing his bills and he was green maffing it!
green maffing it by VIDS MAF December 31, 2008

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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