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So shredded, not one ounce of body fat
Charl: have you seen Darren today, he's looking totally maffed
Simon: yea man, he's been shredding down pretty hard
Maffed by Whitey58 March 4, 2014
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maffed • maffed out • muffed • miffed • muffed up • maffew • Moffed • Mafted • marfed • Meffed

maffed out 

When one face is covers by a balaclava rand usually roadman use this term as they wear black clothing to scare gassed up yutes
Eyy you man over there you maffed out bledrin
maffed out by Penis19990 April 2, 2019
I was miffed by how curt my boyfriend was to my best friend.

Asia looks miffed, did something happen?
Miffed by PuttingItSimply August 22, 2017

muffed punt 

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.
I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.
muffed punt by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017
Uncomfortablely hot.

Only ever heard used in North East England.
By 'eck, take wood from t'hole our mam, I'm absolutely mafted.
Mafted by Tinks April 14, 2005

muffed up 

The polite way to describe somthing that is "fucked up"
Jack muffed up Jason's face after Jason attempted to finger Jacks mothers asshole while she was sleeping.
muffed up by scott January 30, 2004
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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