Madly in love Crush 

When you are so in love with someone that you can't even think about dating anyone else.

Usually starts off as a crush.

*Me Talking about Yungblud for the 1 billionth time today*

My mom: Jarrad, I think you have a little crush on yungblud, don't you think?(sarcastic)

Me: yeah I do, I have a madly in love crush on yungblud! I think about him so bloody much!

Also me: he is so fucking hot omfg.

Madly in love Crush by jarrad_bellringerboy October 5, 2022

maddy and maria in love 

a move that only the best can use. you take the breast of your opposing female compannion. then you must lead her in the second stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom. after you must look her in the eye and say how much you love her. only then will you be able to be preform a maddy and maria in love.

this technique focuses mostly on the gentleness of love and titays.
if you are not experianced do not try this move. it could be dangerous and harmful to those around you in the second bathroom stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom.

anyway after you have your girl's titay you must hold her close until she start to yelp, that is the maddy part. then you must not let her go, this is the maria part. and then when you make sweet love that it the in love part

and that is how a maddy and maria in love works

"hey those two girls didn't happen to be doing maddy and maria in love?"
"oh i don't know, are they pulling a maddy and maria and making love?"
"oh yeah they are never mind."
"hey wanna join in?"
"ya know it baby cakes."

maddy and maria in love by Maddy King January 5, 2008

maddy and maria in love 

a move that only the best can use. you take the breast of your opposing female compannion. then you must lead her in the second stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom. after you must look her in the eye and say how much you love her. only then will you be able to be preform a maddy and maria in love.

this technique focuses mostly on the gentleness of love and titays.
if you are not experianced do not try this move. it could be dangerous and harmful to those around you in the second bathroom stall closest to the door in the upstairs bathroom.

anyway after you have your girl's titay you must hold her close until she start to yelp, that is the maddy part. then you must not let her go, this is the maria part. and then when you make sweet love that it the in love part

and that is how a maddy and maria in love works

"hey those two girls didn't happen to be doing maddy and maria in love?"
"oh i don't know, are they pulling a maddy and maria and making love?"
"oh yeah they are never mind."
"hey wanna join in?"
"ya know it baby cakes."

maddy and maria in love by Maddy King December 28, 2007