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1.
Opposite to microsoft
I have a big macrohard.
by haha September 04, 2003
 
2.
What Microsoft should call themselves
Macrohard is more reflective of the company's operations
by Gaurav Garg May 13, 2005
 
3.
Macrohard: What Microsoft is
Microsoft is Macrohard
by El Presidente de Venezuela February 27, 2008
 
4.
A large penile erection - the opposite of Microsoft, which means to have a flaccid penis.
Guy 1: "I've got a macrohard after watching that movie."
Guy 2: "I've got a microsoft now after being outside in -30 C in shorts."
by TheLoneCrusader April 04, 2014