by FatherStrech12 September 22, 2018
The act of forcefully driving an apple into one's vagina while using it to masturbate. Afterwords, eating the apple.
by ThiccSpaghett December 28, 2011
'Macintosh Sucks' (sometimes shortened to 'Mac sucks') is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of Macintosh computers, It is used to make fun of the sub-human race of Mac-Fags who thinks that Macintosh computers are actually good.
Mac-Fag: Hey, I just got a new computer.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.
by Blakpik Aks November 1, 2013
by GraveLordNito April 27, 2023
A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.
Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!
by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 14, 2009
1. Absolutely fabulous actress, most recently known for her role as the witty, gorgeous and intelligent Doctor Beaumont in Australian drama, All Saints!
by Chrissy D May 17, 2005
Gage Macintosh is a very strange man and usually is found in his bed eating his dogs ass. Gage is known to be the Bad Boy in school and all the lady’s fall for him. They also have really “soft dicks” they used for their cats.
by Gage Macintosh November 29, 2021