McChristian

Chest-thumping churchgoer / religious donor who loudly proclaims his or her righteousness based solely on their Sunday attendance / offering. Tend to think they can get away with being braggardly arrogant self-important arseholes because they actually spend an hour or two in / a few bucks on church every week. They tend to cover their auto bumpers and SUV backglass with stickers alluding to Jesus, quote Biblical scripture completely out of context, and privately pleasure themselves to kiddie porn while chiding anybody who dares mention anything sexual in public.

The jagoff who cut you off coming out of the church parking lot - you know, the one in the $49 polyester suit jacket who flipped you off - this past Sunday morning is a McChristian.

McChristian by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005

McChristian

One whose religion solely consists of celebrating commercialized Christian holidays. Synonym: commercialized Christian.

To a McChristian Easter means bunnies and colored eggs and Christmas means gifts, colored lights, and elves.

McChristian by KTMacK88 November 7, 2007

achristian 

Lacking in christian nature or christianity in general.

The mountain yakffffzag located in northern norway is very achristian and grim.

achristian by HeadGrimMaster June 28, 2010

jachristian 

Onipresence. Also known as a kind or ruler(someone who leads)
Gets along good with girls and everyone likes him/ is very popular. Is mostly good at video games or anything he does and is a fast learner

Jachristian is so cool, I wanna be with him

jachristian by anonymous November 21, 2021

zachristian 

I guy with a huge slong and is the best friend u could ever have

You should all Fallon in love with a Zachristian

zachristian by Zannnndsasd May 11, 2022