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Macdoesit 

Have you seen macdoesit?
Macdoesit by Nugget is god October 23, 2019

MacDoesIt 

The funniest gay black man to be hosting a podcast with his best friend mike
Guy “Did you notice MacDoesIt on Messypod the other day”

Other guyyea, him and mike were talking about 2 football players one coach again”
MacDoesIt by JayTheGayMatchaMan March 19, 2021

machostache 

a "handlebar" style mustache. This type of mustache, during the 1970's, was quite preferable among men of many different backgrounds; however, today, is rarely found to be worn by any other than White Trash type guys. (i.e. truck drivers, construction workers, cops, and almost all trailer park dwellers) Is often accompanied by long hair, dirty, greasy clothes, and netted baseball caps.
Is it my imagination, or did every guy at that last A.A. meeting have a machostache?
machostache by RyGuy82 August 25, 2011

machostache 

handlebar mustache; most popular during the 1970's.
This is also at times referred to incorrectly as a molestache, although the most commonly understood definition of molestache is somewhat dubious; some consider it to be a form of peach fuzz, while others maintain that it can refer to any mustache that looks creepy.
Man, I swear, every single guy living in that trailer park has a machostache, even the very few who are not alcoholics with long hair.
machostache by surly.no.1 August 21, 2011

MACHOSLAV 

Alpha Male amongst the Slavic race. All genetic traces have linked back to Polish ancestry. Diligent searches in Russia have turned up no Machoslavs. Very defined masculinity and a large muscle mass that stands above all others in any crowd. A large brain mass equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surpassed.
Machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. Victory is the only option for a Machoslav. Machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by Lesser Slavs and others who don't measure up.
MACHOSLAV by Michael Slavonski September 12, 2008

machoegotism 

A sadly incurable condition, usually occuring in young men. The sufferer of machoegotism strikes up an extraordinary relationship with himself (possibly due to excess masturbation) that results in the sufferer falling in love with themselves. They are incapable of replicating genuine feelings for others, though they attempt to hide their emotional vacuum by imitating feelings or responses.

Treatments are being developed as you read this but scientists believe a cure is some way off. For now, temporary relief may be gaining by a sniff knee to the happy sacks or by telling them, in a way that is impossible to not understand, to fuck off.
"That guy defintely suffers from machoegotism. He displays all the symptons."
machoegotism by Mr Ben February 7, 2005