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macboner by niggapleasesuckadick October 12, 2011
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Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III
"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."
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"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."
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"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."
Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008
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Manboner
When a man has a hypothetical boner for another man. i.e. mancrush. This does not mean that the man is actually sexually attracted to men, just that if he were attracted to one, a certain man would be it.
Dude: I'm can't chill, I'm going to the gym with Alex.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.
Chick: I figured, you've got a total manboner for him.
Dude: Shut up.
Manboner by MC Shopping Cart October 14, 2011
Black mamboner
Related to the black mamba, this occurs when your snake or b.b.c gets hard and starts to ejaculate like how snakes shoot poison.
Black mamboner by Phazze March 30, 2021
McBoner
McBoner by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
McBoner
McBoner by constromlie December 18, 2008
poopy mcbonerbutt
the most extreme of all queers who enjoys sticking his boner in other's butts, only to have it pooped all over for his own personal enjoyment
poopy mcbonerbutt by twat eater October 5, 2007
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