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Douschebag McAlister 

Another branch off the word doushebag just higher up on the doushebagery scale.
dude 1: Man that guy is a doushebag! he did my girlfriend
dude 2: Make that a Douschebag McAlister dude he also did your mom...
Douschebag McAlister by emanyell October 9, 2010

Macalister 

The cheesy, funny, caring, best-guy friend with many attributes that can describe him, great to hang out with. Most likely to play video games. May be called the following-Macklemore, Mac 'n Cheese, Macaroni, Tarmac 'n Cheese,
Macalister is a great friend, I love to hang out with him!
Macalister by LegitPotao May 16, 2016

macalester 

To try to appear pre-eminent; usually results from excess use of highfalutin language; pretentious.

Pronounced: ma-ck-al-s-ter
derived from a pre-eminent college in the midwest
Teacher: So, like, today I totally tried to modify my pedagogical approach by internalizing several anti-hegemonic conceptions of the classroom.

Bud: Dude, you're going totally macalester on me!
macalester by Mr. Barnes July 9, 2006

macalister 

The cheesy, funny, loyal and caring friend that anybody could ask for. Macalister is a great person to hang out with and can always put a smile on everybody's faces. He might be known as- Macklemore, Mac 'n Cheese, and Macaroni. Macalister is one of the greatest friends you can have.
Macalister is the greatest friend to play video games with!
macalister by LegitPotao May 16, 2016

McCalister 

This is a synonym for the quadriceps femoris muscle on the lower limb.
This muscle is named after Luke McCalister, the present All Black whom has abnormally large thighs.
(Going off to the Gym)
"I'm off to work the McCalisters'"
McCalister by Barkers November 11, 2007

Macalester College 

Macalester College (Pronounced Mu-cal-est-er; Nickname MAC) is a Liberal Arts college located in Saint Paul, MN.

Though the college itself may be small, the student population consists of 50% Chinese students, 50% International students and about 125% Hipsters.

Students often pride themselves on their self-supposed intellectual superiority, though science has yet to verify such notions. The open-mindedness of Macalester students often extends only to their own personal beliefs--objections outside the realm of "open-mindedness" are considered complete bigotry and said individuals are deemed worse than Hitler. Yes, tolerance is definitely in fool bloom at Macalester.

The college is predominantly liberal with a healthy dose of socialists and communists. Conservative view is held to a bare minimum, do to financial restraints, as well as local Saint Paul legislation prohibiting such actions.

Recently, Macalester has extended a hand to less-representative groups on campus. To encourage beneficial diversity on campus, Macalester has recently placed attractive women on affirmative action groups.
Dude: My professors at Macalester College totally opened my mind.

Bro: Yeah, Dude, like what?

Dude: (Lose Paraphrasing of the Communist Manifesto)

Bro: Is it being open-minded if you just form your mind to someone else's ideas?

Dude: You're just not open-minded. You're worse than Hitler.