zoots magoots

being more than zooted. being so high that all u do is laugh at nothing and stare at anything for 20 minutes at a time. being mad fuckin stoned.

we smoked 2 blunts with jimmy cracks and now were all zoots magoots.

zoots magoots by maco mcslivercocks September 28, 2009

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Toots magoots

A particularly loud or odoriferous expulsion of flatulence, especially in mixed company.

Man, who cut the cheese? Toots magoots!

Toots magoots by RedGreenJr February 27, 2016

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MAAgots

MAAgots are a word for schoolgoers at the school of Milwaukie Academy of the Arts (MAA), MAAgots are generally in one of the categories: LGBT, Suicidal, Stupid, or one of the rare versions "None of the above".

Look at those MAAgots, they be gay and stupid.

MAAgots by DozerMoser May 24, 2018

Toots magoots

GOODBYE! I LOVE YOU!

I'm gonna go back to seattle tonight....see you next weekend?

Toots Magoots!

Toots magoots by mirathai February 12, 2012

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Magoots

Magoots is a person who goots. Also can be shortened to goots.

Magoots gooted across the stage.

Magoots by ChrisP.Bacon June 29, 2022

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toots magoots

See ya later

"I am going to the store, says Sally." "Ok, toots magoots, says Dave."

toots magoots by tafunn August 6, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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