MMG

8th graders at holton. hotter than most, dont have penis and guys date them because they like them.

landon guy: i wouldnt mess with the MMG if you wanna keep your balls

by pride of the game January 8, 2005

mmg

Made Me Giggle; appropriate to use when LMFAO, LMAO, ROFL, and even plain old LOL are simply too much. "mmg" indicates a chuckle, grin, smile, half laugh, or well...giggle.

"Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, 'I've lost my electron.'
The other says, 'Are you sure?'
The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'"

"mmg"

by chutneymon March 25, 2010

MMG

Medium Machine Gun.

Capable of fully automatic fire for an extended period of time due to its heavier barrel. Not as portable as the LMG. But more portable that an HMG

Sergeant; Private, what is an MMG?
Private: Meduim Machine Gun

by Aligator9000 December 28, 2018

mmg

An abbreviation for, Made Me Giggle.
Used when someone has told a funny and the usage of the statements such as: LOL, LMAO, ROFL etc. do not justify how funny the funny was. Usually used in text form for it is unethical to use an abbreviation of a statement irl.

“*insert ridiculously funny joke*”
“mmg”

by Theski December 8, 2019

MMG

Will clap your cheeks and throw you into the dungeon

6’5” 245
Ellen Degeneres’ doppelgänger

MMG is my papa

by Abuse Pig July 11, 2021

MMG

The 6’5 245 pound Nigga of a man that will absolutely shred your cheeks and will clap anyone that stands in his way.

MMG is king

by Ok12369 December 1, 2020

MMG

The Best Madden Youtuber out there

Person 1: Ayo man MMG just posted Wheel of Mut
Person 2: Fuck yeah cuh let's go cream our pants to 15 minutes of non-stop Lamar Jackson scrambling

by BBQ Sauce Titties May 28, 2021