Butt Marker 

A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.

The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.

1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!

2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.

Butt Marker by iapologizemom May 16, 2014

Marker TPOT 

awesome man

Person 1: Guys, Let’s vote to save Marker TPOT!
Person 2: Marker TPOT seems cool.

Marker TPOT by doofenlocked January 13, 2021

Brown Marker 

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole

I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!

Brown Marker by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017

hard marker 

When someone is hard to please; they always expect the best, and more; good is never enough; always room for improvement

The student could've done better (99% on test); 2nd place out of 100; 'they could've done better'; I like that person, but their laugh bugs me. I'm such a "hard marker"

A very hard to please person; they're always finding faults.
faultsmarkerhardpleaseexpect

hard marker by winnipegdude February 16, 2012

markeria 

Markeria is very pretty, and unique! you will not find anyone else like her! she is super funny & outgoing and really down to earth! she makes a good friend & girlfriend and she’s very supportive. she is good at making people feel comfortable , and she is honest and trustworthy. through your toughest times you will need her on your team! she also does not care what people think, rumors don’t bother her!

my friend is a markeria! be like markeria!

markeria by markeria September 20, 2018

magic marker

After take a shit you keep wiping and the shit never goes away

Dude, I was stuck in the stall for 20 minutes because I had a magic marker!

magic marker by Ay-yo-gray-suit March 4, 2017

markerwipe 

(descriptive noun) Used to describe the need for constant wiping after a bowel movement that continues to produce an incessant amount of greasy residue. It's almost like there's a brown or black marker up there, with the cap off and the tip facing outward.

"That was some markerwipe I had in there. I went through half a roll of toilet paper and a whole package of baby wipes."

markerwipe by Gottabethegravy November 2, 2018