A guy at Pennsylvania State University, University Park that every student at the university has probably heard yammer endlessly quite a few times as they pass the Willard building (A place where 99% of the study body has had at least one class), and many have argued against for fun. Basically, he spits out Christian bullshit condemning the world we live in every day, and apparently gets paid $30,000 a year to do it, what the hell!more...
Anyway, for example, he talks about how condoms don't help us at all, when they're obviously better than nothing, how abortion is a horrible thing and should be made illegal, when it isn't the grounds of a religion to ban such in the United States, a country with, as he quotes a lot, has the first amendment (Although yes, it's debatable because some other people have the belief against abortion as well), and how men should be working, and women should be in the house, which he justifies with "scientific research" on people's minds and traditional roles, when this is clearly sexism as one doesn't choose to be male or female.
And finally, my favorites, how a family with two homosexual parents is horrible for a child, w...
Citizens Raging Against Phones.
Founded by a group of citizens in Liberty City to protest the use of phones, they use carrier pigeons to communicate, which is occasionally intercepted by a redneck and eaten. Laslow on Chatterbox 109 has done a radio interview with the leader of CRAP.
Lazlow: "Alright, thanks caller. Ants, killer bees, fat people, what's plaguing you? Call now! Chatterbox, hello, you're on the air..."more...
Caller: "Err yes...I'd like to say something about these damn people trains and busses in this city who yammer on and on into cell phones. I'm really glad to hear about what your having dinner! What we should do, is herd them up, and put them on island. I am the President of a group called Citizens Raging Against Phones (C.R.A.P.)."
Lazlow: "Your organization's called 'crap,'...wh...what kind of moron are you...you wanna round people up for using a phone?!? But you...your calling up on a phone t...to tell the world about it! I...I mean, how many people are there in this 'crap'?"
Caller: "Citizens are raging against phones, Lazlow!!"
Lazlow: "How many people?"
Caller: "There are three of us. It's hard organizing meetings without the phones though. We've had to resort to carrier pigeons, and they keep disappearing."
Lazlow: "What are you speaking to me on? What...what's that in your hand?"
Caller: "I am not the problem! You are! And you're perpetuating the downfall of mankind! Liberty City was great before phones ruined everything."
Lazlow: "Liberty City was a church, a cow pasture and 3 houses when the telephone was invented!"
Lazlow: "You're the liar!"
Caller: "Liar, liar, pants on fire!"
Lazlow: "What are...are you three years old?!?"
Caller: "Lazlow's a liar, Lazlow'...