In the land of lynbrook the guys are mad and their girlfriends are prude
9 out of 10 lynbrook students have been screwed anally at least twice (even the guys).
we (monta vista) went to lynbrooks XC meet and chewed their asses to a pulp.
They were crying when we were finished with them and they were begging us to stop.
mv guy: haha u guys had your asses handed to you. now i will have to give you a mushroom slap and bang you anally.
lynbrook guy: *sniff* okay please be nice *sniff*