laird 

1. A landed Scottish landowner
2. A British (us. Scottish or Irish) man used as a sex toy by a woman

1. The laird has many servants to tend to his estate.
2. Laird, give me more sex!

laird by Anonymous May 23, 2004

Laird Time 

When time is measured in hours, disregarding minutes.

(when it is 8:59) "It's 8 o'clock in Laird Time."

Laird Time by ROFLHouse January 5, 2006

laird 

Is a basically the next Kevin Durant and or MO BAMBA

He is considered a gangbanger or reping for the N1ggas

Laird can ball out better than all his n1ggers

laird by anonymous November 23, 2021

Hailey Laird 

The name Hailey Laird represents a beautiful, gorgeous, amazing and genius girl. She knows how to make anyone's day better than it was. She always knows what to say whenever a good friend is hurt. She is the sweetest friend anyone would be lucky to have. But if you make or mad you better be ready for an argument, she doesn't hold back. And she loves to kill with kindness. She also enjoys cheering and somersaulting over the beds.

"You know what girls? I wish I was a Hailey Laird"
"Sorry, but there is no way you could even compare to such amazement"

Hailey Laird by Pow-pow (; March 7, 2010

Laird 

A ghetto man that spends much time painting very good paint schemes and often facedesks himself into concussed stages.

Laird was painting a car when bs55 said something, Laird facedesked and concussed himself.

Laird by Copefan08 July 24, 2011

laird 

1. a sex toy most commonly used by "blacks" in prison.
2. one who can satisfy an elephant orally.
3. a blackmans cock ring
4. faggot
5. fishin' weight

said with a deep ghetto draw " where my laird at bitch "

laird by ass masterson August 15, 2006

Laird 

if this is his last or first name RUN! he always carey’s a whip and will slash u from 10 yards out even if your not black

RUN LAIRD IS HERE

Laird by lastl March 2, 2022