actually this originated from nigeria and has its interpretation in pidgin english. its translation is Laugh Wan Kill Me Die. this means, laughing to death or extremely funny.
Miss X:tina says i cant speakwell, but did u u hear her poor speech yesterday??
Same as LWKM, but on a funnier scale. LWKMD: laugh wan kill me die. similar to lmfao, lmao, rotflmao, it's a more intense description of one's reaction to a joke.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'