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A Nigerian Abbreviation for "laugh wan kill me". This means, laugh wants to kill me. which is like saying I'm dying of laughter.
That joke is so funny lwkm
lwkm by Titaniumtitty June 1, 2009
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LWKMD lwkm
actually this originated from nigeria and has its interpretation in pidgin english. its translation is Laugh Wan Kill Me Die. this means, laughing to death or extremely funny.
Miss X:tina says i cant speak well, but did u u hear her poor speech yesterday??

Miss Y:Her blunders were outrageous.......lwkmd
lwkmd by sassy dhiva December 19, 2010
Same as LWKM, but on a funnier scale. LWKMD: laugh wan kill me die. similar to lmfao, lmao, rotflmao, it's a more intense description of one's reaction to a joke.
lwkmd! that guy get plenty jokes!
LWKMD by ezino January 13, 2010
Laugh wan kill me die

Nigerians use this to express their joy while chatting as LOL has been over used.
As i saw the funny picture LWKMD
LWKMD by Topzy September 24, 2013
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026