The Kingdom of Luzerne 

Located in the scenic Wyoming Valley in northeastern Pennsylvania, Luzerne, or the Kingdom of Luzerne, is a truely magical land. What Luzerne lacks in diversity (98.92% white as of the 2000 census), it more than makes up for in old people (as of 2000, 46.4 % are 45 and older). If ever you find yourself in the Wyoming Valley (god help you), be sure to stop in Luzerne, it's the crown jewel of the region!

"Welcome to the Kingdom of Luzerne, enjoy our old white people!"

The Kingdom of Luzerne by The Luzernian August 12, 2009

Lake Luzerne

The ugliest 'town' in the Lake George region. Where the poor hicks go to hang out. A town so small that it combines its public school with the nearby town of Hadley. The school system praises lack luster grades and poor academics.

Student One: Hey man, did you take that test on friday?
Student Two: Yeah, totally bombed it.
Student One: Man that really sucks.
Student Two: Not really, I'm still Lake Luzerne top ten.

Lake Luzerne by SnowFoxMayu March 22, 2009

city lucerne 

lucerne
lucerne is a city in switzerland.
lucerne has a big lake and a river. on the lake are beautiful old ships. in the city are a lot of tourists. around lucerne you can see beautiful mountains, for example pilatus or rigi. and in the distance you can see the alps. In lucerne the people speak swissgerman. It's a really beautiful city and it's worth visiting.

I am from the city lucerne and I love this city. And to this people who dont wanna publish that deifinition: I AM PROUD OF BEING A SIWSS GIRL AND THERE'S ONLY A HATE-DEFINITION OF LUCERNE, THAT DOESN'T SHOWS THE TRUTH! so le me publish that defiinition, so I can show the truth!

city lucerne by ProudSwissGirl June 20, 2014

luverne 

being or having skills of a ninja.

dude, is that a luverne?

luverne by xx_ninja_xx November 14, 2009

lucerne 

a shithole out in the middle of nowhere. its next to apple valley and is full of hillbillies and pot heads.

i went over yonder and got high in lucerne yesterday.

lucerne by waginaface October 18, 2008

Lucerne Valley 

A nothing town in the middle of nowhere with the highest population of druggies and rapists in Sothern California.
If Lucerne is known for anything it's the legend of the Knights of the Golden Circle and its Confederate roots there. The KGC planted a grove of cottonwoods in the shape of a circle supposedly hiding clues to a hidden trove of priceless treasures. Or the "national treasure" that the movie was roughly based around.

Modern-day drunken desperadoes and Southern cutthroats of Lucerne Valley: "damn the Stars and Stripes."

Lucerne Valley by pseudofish October 18, 2008

Laughing Lucerne

Illegal tobacco

he had a toke on the laughing lucerne reefer

Laughing Lucerne by grumpy fella July 8, 2015