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Th'Lumpkin 

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet with a puffer fish in your ass. Essentially, it is a blumpkin with the addition of a puffer fish in the anus.

Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.
Max was never able to sit in hard chairs after Dave gave him a spiky Th'Lumpkin.
Th'Lumpkin by The Almighty Pig April 8, 2019
Related Words
Lums lumpkin lusk Lumsden lamskaks lumsh lumster Lusky LAMSKA Lamskank
A girl that is loving, caring and helpful. She is beautiful. She may not be happy but she loves helping people, her family and making friends.
Lumka is so beautiful

Lumka is helpful
Lumka(Beware)
lumka by Kamba May 2, 2018

Lumpkin County High School

Lumpkin County High School is your average school with a few exceptions. The following are 100% accurate statements. #1, the principal loves to scream in the microphone and scare the crap out of people and make them go deaf. He screams this in the microhpone at the end of lunch “alright guys be sure to pick up all your trash, head on down to your 3rd block class, and have a fantastic rest of your day, be sure to pick up all your trash.” Not to mention that the school lunch food is pretty bad. Don’t get me started on the kids. Most boys wear hats all the time because for some reason the school allows them. There are lots of rednecks as well. I go here, you shouldn’t. Go Indians.
Let’s not go to Lumpkin County High School.

Lumsdenitis 

A brain deficiency causing someone to be abnormally soft, often comparable to a feathered pillow or a soft piece of diarrhea. Symptoms of this disease include: going to sleep at 9:30 pm on weekends, only being able to handle up to 5 shots in any 2 hour period, being belligerent from half a four loko, being full off half a sald, and falling asleep in random places such as buses,trains, and other peoples beds.
1. "Wow i just feel terrible for that kid, i heard he just got diagnosed with Lumsdenitis."

2. Mom: (crying) "O where did we go wrong, he used to be such a man."

Dad: "Its not our fault, he was born with Lumsdenitis"

3. "He fell asleep at 8, he must have Lumsdenitis"

tubby lumpkin 

a very fat person, lumpkin bieng their resemblance to a lump
the fat kid over there, named zack brown, is a tubby lumpkin.

Tubby Lumpkins 

Tubby Lumpkins by Biggle September 20, 2014