lumpy tits

Having a lump in your chesticles.

"Mrs Mitchell, the tests confirmed my diagnosis, you have lumpy tits."

by Louise Fox March 21, 2009

lumpy surprise

when you gave in to the urge to squeeze out what you thought was a silent fart, instead you shit your drawers.

this morning in class, i was totally humiliated when i gave birth to a lumpy surprise.

by banjobill January 10, 2009

lumpy fart

A fart containing substance. A fart gone awry.

Sara thought she could do a barking prairie dog but she ended up letting go with a lumpy fart instead.

by hoho223 February 13, 2010

Lumpy O'Reilly

Hottest Camel ever to grace Internet Fora, When Lumpy comes to your site you're in for a fun ride.

Lumpy has the best camel toe ever.

Man, I wish we had a Lumpy O'Reilly on our site, I'd totally dig that camel toe.

by Lumpy O'Reilly July 16, 2009

Lumpy spum

A funny tennager who makes girls sexually pleased.

I miss Eliot the lumpy spum

by Andrew Lane March 12, 2018

Lumpy Pumpkin

The act of eating Cheetos or any other cheese-coated treat, and then rubbing the cheese dust on your balls.

After a fine cheese coating, masturbate and coat your balls with a delicious semen glaze.

From there, dip your balls into the anus of your lover.

When my girlfriend was asleep, I decided to finish off her bag of Cheetos, as well as myself. Perfect time to give her the old Lumpy Pumpkin.

by LumpyPumpkin January 15, 2012

lumpy chicken

"Loud and clear", radio term.

"I can read you lumpy chicken, over and out".

by Les Norton Esq. April 15, 2016