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Th'Lumpkin 

The sexual act of receiving fellatio while sitting on a toilet with a puffer fish in your ass. Essentially, it is a blumpkin with the addition of a puffer fish in the anus.

Bonus points are given for agitating a live puffer to the point of inflating and impaling the anus with it's spines during the act.
Max was never able to sit in hard chairs after Dave gave him a spiky Th'Lumpkin.
Th'Lumpkin by The Almighty Pig April 8, 2019

Lumpkin County High School

Lumpkin County High School is your average school with a few exceptions. The following are 100% accurate statements. #1, the principal loves to scream in the microphone and scare the crap out of people and make them go deaf. He screams this in the microhpone at the end of lunch “alright guys be sure to pick up all your trash, head on down to your 3rd block class, and have a fantastic rest of your day, be sure to pick up all your trash.” Not to mention that the school lunch food is pretty bad. Don’t get me started on the kids. Most boys wear hats all the time because for some reason the school allows them. There are lots of rednecks as well. I go here, you shouldn’t. Go Indians.
Let’s not go to Lumpkin County High School.

tubby lumpkin 

a very fat person, lumpkin bieng their resemblance to a lump
the fat kid over there, named zack brown, is a tubby lumpkin.

Tubby Lumpkins 

The leader of Tubby Lumpkins..Beware!
Tubby Lumpkins by Biggle September 20, 2014

Tubby Lumpkins 

Tubby Lumpkins is another word for fat. Typically the people with lots of jelly rolls. Calling someone tubby lumpkins is the same as calling somebody Chloe Kardashian because they are both fat!
OMG look at that tubby lumpkins eating all that food! When is she going to stop eating?
The act of oral sex performed on a man while defecating.
After receiving a thorough buggering from Niles, Jeeves retired to the loo in order to clear out the felch. Luckily for him, Niles returned the earlier favor and gave him an outstanding lumpkin.
lumpkin by Marklar August 18, 2004