umberella 

In point and purpose, similar to the widely known umbrella, but for a few differences. First, in functionality, it works to deflect metaphorical "rainstorms", as in hardships, trials, etc.. rather than actual, physical rain. Another notable difference is that the role of umberellas are not typically played by innanimate objects, but rather actual people. Perhaps the most notorious umberella is Rihanna, of which there is actual documentation of her acting as an umberella and protecting whoever she is "umberellaing" for during one of these spiritual torrents.

When it rains it rains forever
We can't see through all the weather
You can stand under my umberella
You can stand under my umberella
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umberella by chzrm July 23, 2007

umberella 

Something to keep you dry now that it's raining more than ever

"Oh dear. It's raining. I'm getting wet."
"You can stand under my umberella. Ella. Ella. Eh. Eh. Eh."

umberella by JAZZY-JEFF July 23, 2007

lumbrella 

The piece of wood that is used in Umbrella Cricket to hold competing umbrellas in place until such time they successfully launch themselves. In some backwards parts of the world, this is referred to as balcony awning wood frame. There are two ways in which to win Umbrella Cricket. The first way to win is to be the first umbrella off the lumbrella and the other is total distance flown from lumbrella. Sport started in West Perth, Western Australia but can be found on balconies all over the world. To be introduced as Olympic sport in China in 2008, much to the delight of the local Cricket Umbrella industry.

1) Sir Cuggalot of the Knights of the Cugg Table has begun the ceremonial placing of the Cricket Umbrellas on the LUMBRELLA by which the fist day of the 5 Day Umbrella Cricket Test begins....
2) Ricko precariously tip toes on the chair and reaches through the lumbrella for the Cricket Umbrellas to no avail. He must then walk to work in the rain or don a garbage bag for protection. He could also just dance between the rain drops.

lumbrella by T I February 2, 2006

Cumberella

Something used to shield a girl/guy from getting a load of seaman landing on their face/body!

"Wtf bitch, Don't be using my sheets as a cumberella!"

Cumberella by RobDJ July 23, 2009

lumberslack 

a more relaxed person than the average relaxed person.

You slept for 14 hours? What a lumberslack!

lumberslack by cole.train March 9, 2008

lumberlardosious 

The act of a girl sticking their back out so far it looks like a question mark.

Did you see Mayce’s instagram post. She had lumberlardosious.

lumberlardosious by Garrett Oglesby October 15, 2019

Bumberella

another term for Bum Ass Bitch. It could be BAB but that's too trite......Bumberella is betta - it has a better ring to it.

Oh Bumberella you are late again.

Bumberella by combats April 5, 2023