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Lumberjack Slam

The female participant is laying completely nude, face down, and is handcuffed to each of the four bed posts.
The male stands nude on the bed located between the females feet with a full erection. He raises his hands and shimmies his fingers about(Representing tree limbs and leaves) and Shouts, "TIMBER!" After shouting, he falls(belly flop style) face first into the back of the female firmly planting his fallace into the females anal canal. This maneuver is done with the female laying face down to heighten the level of surprise. Attempt at your own risk! This can leave your man parts in tatters if done incorrectly.

This maneuver was invented while dining at Dennie's and tested later that evening.
I gave Astronut one wicked Lumberjack Slam! That kid won't be walking for a month!

Lumberjack Slam

When a male is having sex with a female from behind and right before he is about to cum, he kicks out her legs from under her and yells, "Timber!" and then precedes to cum on her while she's on the floor.
"1: Man, yesterday Trevor really gave that bitch the ol' Lumberjack Slam."

lumberjack slam

The act of having sex high up in the branches of a tree.
I couldnt get Emily back to my dorm lastnight, but we stopped in the park and I gave her the ole lumberjack slam.
lumberjack slam by Daddy Ruxpin November 9, 2010

Lumberjack Slam

In the standing 69 position, in the midst of passionate lovemaking, the man screams "TTTTTIIIIMMMMMMBBBBEERRRRRR!!!!" and jumps down a staircase in the pile-driver positon. It is advised that the man removes his penis from the woman's mouth prior to commencing said act.
My girlfriend's in a wheelchair for the next three years because of a violent Lumberjack Slam I unleashed on her three weeks ago. Freaking EXTTREEEEMMMEEE
Lumberjack Slam by A-seven September 20, 2009

Lumberjack Slam

When one, presumably a male, is recieving a blow job from another person, presumably a female, and at the point of ejaculation, pulls out, and yells "TIMBER!" as the splooge lands on her face.

Namesake: the delicious Denny's breakfast special.
Jack gave Doug the best Lumberjack Slam since his stint in prison!
Lumberjack Slam by titties August 26, 2004

lumberjack slammer hammer 

The art of performing anal, on your obese girlfriend/cousin, while using chew spit as your lube.
Man, I gave my cousin the lumberjack slammer hammer so hard last night, I think I might have a shit-baby nephson on the way.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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