ludacrism 

A fictional action or thing described by the rapper Ludacris.

My gf gets so confused every time I hit her with a ludacrism.
"I get my nuts pushed"
"Ho-zone layer"

ludacrism by cablife November 2, 2011

ludakrishna 

The awesome Indian rap-star who writes satire raps about how funny it is to be indian. Makes fellow desi's laugh when he partners up with his co artist M.C. Vikram to write hilarious songs like:

Welcome to India (play off of welcome to atlanta)
Curry 'n Rice Girl (play off of hollaback girl)
Frooti Girl
Ladoo Shop (play off of candy shop)

Ludakrishna's main refrain for welcome to india:

welcome to india where the cows eat hay
and we ride auto rikshaws everyday
goat meats yummy sweets
wild monkeys roaming
and the roosters don't crow ti'll five in the morning

ludakrishna by ranikins94 November 5, 2007

ludacris mode 

the act of male masturbation while squeezeing the part between the shaft and the tip. It is said the give a man a deeper orgasmic feeling.

Yo Ashton tried ludacris mode last night, heard it was legendary

ludacris mode by PlumpGeesy September 3, 2019

ludacrity 

the quality of being comical due to obvious sillyness, absurdity or foolishness

The ludacrity of this moment is unbelievable.

ludacrity by Harrison S. September 25, 2005

ludachristmas 

a day before christmas where you get crunk and rock out!!

"aww man last night i was so wasted"
"thank god it was just ludachristmas!"

ludachristmas by Sophie4972 January 7, 2008

ludacris 

crazy, pyschotic, off the wall, insane

Putting big saran wrap on the toilet is completly ludacris.

ludacris by Ashley January 3, 2005

ludacris 

n. explosive diarrhea, a common side effect of food sensitivity consumption such as dairy, gluten, such as beer shits

v. the act of "Blowing It Out Yo Ass"

Defined from the rapper Ludacris's single "Blow It Out" released in 2003 from the album "Chicken N Beer".

A common code phase to friends and family explaining sudden departure to the nearest toilet. Easily texted reason for being late. Often shorten to luda.

"Every time I'm dying in the bathroom with explosive diarrhea, I'm humming Ludacris's "Blow It Out Ya Ass!" for moral support."

"Hey guys, go on without me. I gotta...ludacris. ludacris."

"Where are you?"
"ludacris"
"Oh, good luck"

"I'm going to be about 10 mins late. Ludacris"

ludacris by stick03 January 19, 2013